I’m obsessed with
helping your brand reach
its full potential
Forget about sounding “professional” - let’s aim for sounding like you. Amidst the 1.5 billion websites out there, it’s your unique story that will set you apart. If, when you look at your copy, you read the words back and it doesn’t sound like your own voice in your head, chances are, you’re not quite there yet. That’s when I come in. Let me help.
Copycat
Let’s give your brand the refresh it deserves. I’m here to inject personality, precision, and a dash of flair into your copy - whether it’s for blogs, websites, newsletters, eDMs, brochures, or anything else with words that matter.
I’m all about crafting content that’s sharp, engaging, and impossible to ignore. And trust me, there’s no room for rogue apostrophes or sloppy spelling here. Your brand deserves better, and I’m here to make sure it gets the polish it needs.
Copywriting and proof-editing services start at the low, low price of $250. Shut up.
I know.
Name it
Stuck on a name that pops?
If your business name is blending into the background, it’s time for a fresh start. I specialise in crafting unique, memorable, and brand-specific names that will make you say “Why didn’t I think of that?”
Whether you’re launching a new venture or rebranding, I’ve got the creative spark to find a name that truly captures your brand’s essence. Let’s make sure your name stands out and becomes the talk of the town.
Basic naming and branding packages start at $750. And, oh boy, is it worth it.
Across It
Looking for a unique way to mark a special occasion? How about a personalised NYT-style crossword that’s as distinctive as the moment itself?
Whether you’re planning a proposal for the ultimate word nerd, looking for an engaging activity for a corporate event, organising wedding favours with a clever twist, or celebrating a milestone birthday with a puzzle that’s all about the guest of honour, I’ve got you covered.
Created just for you by a bonafide, verified NYT crossword rejectee.
Prices start at $150. If you can even believe it.
